4.7 • 643 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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0:00.0 | What was your one in a million chance that you made and blew everyone's mind? |
0:05.9 | I was taping some tracing wire to a natural gas line that we were installing. |
0:10.1 | When I pulled the wire tight, it snapped against the pipe, and it ended up hitting a wasp that was on the pipe, perfectly beheading it. |
0:17.2 | Beheading? |
0:18.9 | I ran out of gas while driving at full speed once and managed to coast over a mile |
0:23.4 | and come to a stop right at a gas pump. I had a lot on my mind. I was going through a divorce, |
0:28.8 | you see, and simply just didn't think about filling the gas tank. I didn't even notice I was out of |
0:33.7 | gas until I felt the acceleration was no longer working. I turned down my music just in time |
0:38.7 | to hear the engines sputter out. I quickly popped my car into neutral, turned on the hazard lights, |
0:44.0 | and began coasting as long as I could. By the time I reached the gas station, I was doing about |
0:48.9 | four miles per hour, and had just enough momentum to make it up the embankment and to the pump. |
0:57.6 | I didn't even break until my gas cap was adjacent to the nozzle. |
1:03.2 | Freshman year of high school, I was talking to a friend, walking in the hallway, chewing gum. |
1:08.0 | The gum flew out of my mouth accidentally, and I panicked and kicked my foot hacky sack style and kicked the gum right back into my mouth. |
1:12.2 | My friend said it was gross to keep chewing the foot gum, but I said it was an act of guard. I was playing kickball in my |
1:17.5 | neighborhood street with a bunch of friends and a few cute girls around. I was always pretty |
1:21.8 | good, so people always backed up when I was kicking. I got pitched the ball and when I kicked it, |
1:26.5 | it's soared up into the air, |
1:28.0 | up the street, and straight into my friend's basketball hoop. It was a good 35 yards away. |
1:33.4 | The sound it made was the best swish I've ever heard. To this day, I've never made that shot again. |
1:40.1 | I was sitting in a bar one time next to a pool table. The guy knocked the cue ball off, knocked the beer out of my hand, but I caught the ball. |
1:48.0 | Everything was fine, the guy bought me another round. |
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