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Am I the Genius?

What was your 'ONE IN A MILLION' Chance that You made and BLEW EVERYONE'S MIND?

Am I the Genius?

youtube.com/@amithegenius

Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

What was your one in a million chance that you made and blew everyone's mind?

0:05.9

I was taping some tracing wire to a natural gas line that we were installing.

0:10.1

When I pulled the wire tight, it snapped against the pipe, and it ended up hitting a wasp that was on the pipe, perfectly beheading it.

0:17.2

Beheading?

0:18.9

I ran out of gas while driving at full speed once and managed to coast over a mile

0:23.4

and come to a stop right at a gas pump. I had a lot on my mind. I was going through a divorce,

0:28.8

you see, and simply just didn't think about filling the gas tank. I didn't even notice I was out of

0:33.7

gas until I felt the acceleration was no longer working. I turned down my music just in time

0:38.7

to hear the engines sputter out. I quickly popped my car into neutral, turned on the hazard lights,

0:44.0

and began coasting as long as I could. By the time I reached the gas station, I was doing about

0:48.9

four miles per hour, and had just enough momentum to make it up the embankment and to the pump.

0:57.6

I didn't even break until my gas cap was adjacent to the nozzle.

1:03.2

Freshman year of high school, I was talking to a friend, walking in the hallway, chewing gum.

1:08.0

The gum flew out of my mouth accidentally, and I panicked and kicked my foot hacky sack style and kicked the gum right back into my mouth.

1:12.2

My friend said it was gross to keep chewing the foot gum, but I said it was an act of guard. I was playing kickball in my

1:17.5

neighborhood street with a bunch of friends and a few cute girls around. I was always pretty

1:21.8

good, so people always backed up when I was kicking. I got pitched the ball and when I kicked it,

1:26.5

it's soared up into the air,

1:28.0

up the street, and straight into my friend's basketball hoop. It was a good 35 yards away.

1:33.4

The sound it made was the best swish I've ever heard. To this day, I've never made that shot again.

1:40.1

I was sitting in a bar one time next to a pool table. The guy knocked the cue ball off, knocked the beer out of my hand, but I caught the ball.

1:48.0

Everything was fine, the guy bought me another round.

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