What's a DUMB Local Rumor you Heard as a Kid that Turned Out to be TRUE?
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🗓️ 18 April 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What's a dumb local rumor you heard as a kid that turned out to be true? |
| 0:05.7 | The US Midwest. Rumor has it that up the old road out of town, somewhere in the woods, |
| 0:10.4 | was a satanic cult that held seances and other mystical rituals by firelight. It scared the |
| 0:16.1 | willies out of us kids and our parents wouldn't let us ride our bikes anywhere on that road. |
| 0:21.1 | Decades later, I was working on a commissioned history project for the town and talked |
| 0:24.8 | to the old man who owned the oldest homestead in the country, way back in the woods along |
| 0:29.3 | that road. |
| 0:30.3 | While photographing the creek that ran through the stone foundation basement of the home, |
| 0:34.0 | which the settlers used for water generations ago, I noted the burnt-out tea candles everywhere. |
| 0:39.8 | Guy lit up and said, yeah, back in his younger days, he and his wife used to host elaborate |
| 0:44.2 | costume parties at the property, often by candlelight for the fun of it. He'd heard rumors of the |
| 0:49.6 | satanic cult and thought it was hilarious. So he and his friends ran with it and held parties in |
| 0:54.5 | monks robes and had bonfires and lived it up. He still laughed about it and now so can I. |
| 0:59.8 | This older kid had this lightning streak scar all over one side of his neck and down his body. |
| 1:06.0 | The rumor was he was throwing stuff at the power lines behind our neighbourhood. Turns out he was. |
| 1:11.3 | He was throwing copper wire at them and it arced. |
| 1:14.5 | He's lucky to be alive. |
| 1:16.8 | A vagrant-looking man used to collect cans from local parks and what not. |
| 1:21.5 | Imagine someone pushing a shopping cart in tattered clothing. |
| 1:24.1 | Rumor was that he was generationally wealthy, and when he passed away, he left a fortune |
| 1:28.2 | to the Parks and Rec Department to update facilities. We used to have a local homeless lady, |
| 1:33.3 | supposedly a Vietnam Army nurse. Her experiences there ruined her, and she refused help from her |
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