What was the CRAZIEST Bachelor Party You Ever Went to, and What Happened?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 4 April 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What was the craziest bachelor or bachelor's party you ever went to, and what happened at it? |
| 0:06.5 | My grandfather used to tell a story about how he and his friends got the bachelor passed out and put him on a train. |
| 0:12.9 | This would have been in Ohio in the 1930s. |
| 0:15.6 | Apparently, the guy made it back for the wedding, but barely. |
| 0:19.6 | At a friend's bachelorette party, mild fun and hilarity |
| 0:23.0 | was had. Drinks, food, silly party games, the usual. The bachelor party was happening a few towns |
| 0:28.8 | away, and the groom was staying in a hotel room overnight with a few of his college friends. |
| 0:33.2 | His best man got him off his face and encouraged him to sleep with his ex, who had somehow been |
| 0:39.6 | invited. He confesses it all to my friend the next morning. It was really awkward. The wedding was on, |
| 0:45.6 | then off again, then on for a few days. They did end up getting hitched, but now they're divorced. |
| 0:51.2 | I remember sitting there during the ceremony thinking, They won't last, and he confessed |
| 0:55.9 | that it had never actually been in love with her. |
| 0:58.3 | Marriage just seemed like a good idea at the time. |
| 1:01.7 | I climbed a medieval castle wall and found a load of reenactors camping inside. |
| 1:06.5 | I announced I was taking the castle and tried to drunkenly fight a few nights. I was marched out the |
| 1:12.1 | gate, my kingdom in ruins. With no siege engines or supply chain to speak of, your conquest was destined |
| 1:19.5 | to fail. At least you fell in glorious combat rather than on the bathroom floor of some seedy motel. |
| 1:26.0 | Up to this comment, I wondered if I should be one of those obnoxious girls who don't let |
| 1:29.3 | their fiancé have bachelor parties, but the chance of this happening over the chance of him |
| 1:33.5 | getting a transmissible disease from an exotic dancer might persuade me. |
| 1:38.6 | My best man fell down some steps at an adult dance club and somehow got his foot stuck |
| 1:43.2 | under something. Another groomsman |
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