What is something that someone said to you that is so stupid you thought they were joking?

We were watching the ID channel about a couple of murderers that were executed during the

re-enactment scenes. Dude next to me says, that's cool that they let them out of prison to film this.

My shift lead at the microbiology lab I work at told me that they believed that dinosaurs

didn't ever exist, that they were mythical beasts

like unicorns, and it'd be cool if they were ever real, but they weren't, so it's not. She also said

that all fossils found are fakes to just get publicity. A girl told me she had to delete some photos

off her phone because her phone was feeling too heavy. Same girl thought potatoes

grew on trees. That can't be true. If I met someone who said that, I would lose faith in just

about everything. Lots of questions from customers in the rafting industry. At what elevation do deer

turn to elk? Who puts the rocks in the river? Where are the tracks that lead the boat?

As if the whitewater river trip is at Disneyland and the whole thing is a ride. At the put-in,

can't I just leave my things here so they'll be here when we get out? Tons of people think

you take out on a river at the same place you pull it. Like, it's a circle and the current goes back up hill.

School I worked out had had a long-term sub in the eighth grade because nobody wanted the

position. One day in the lounge, I mentioned how one of her students was really annoying.

I'm the art teacher. And she goes, oh, that little mentally deficient prick is so annoying.

He's trying to learn German too. I didn't respond because she just called a student mentally deficient prick is so annoying. He's trying to learn German too. I didn't

respond because she just called a student mentally deficient and also trying to understand

why him trying to learn German made him mentally deficient. Then she goes, here's what I want to

know. German and Japanese. Is there a difference? I stared at her for a while thinking she was making a joke,

but she kept waiting for an answer. When I explained German came from Germany and Japanese from

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