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What Was Craziest Thing You Caught Someone Doing?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

You caught your partner, child, or dog doing something completely terrible. It caught you off guard, especially what you had to say to them. So today, we want to play a game. You tell us what the infraction was, and we have to guess if it came from your partner, child, or pet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue. I who needs 50 bucks?

0:04.5

1 8 5 5 virtue is time for a round of pet husband or kids.

0:17.2

Are you call us up? You tell us what they got busted for. We try to guess

0:23.0

if it was the pet, the husband or the kids that got in trouble. 1 8 5 5 virtue.

0:32.4

4 example. Kristen. That's not a toy. That's what was yelled. Oh. That's not a toy.

0:43.2

Was it to the dogs? Was it to my baby? Actually no one or baby.

0:47.6

We the toddler or was it to my husband? And there's not an option of it was you from your husband?

0:54.0

No, I'm not in this equation. Okay. I'm going with husband. Going with pet.

1:02.5

It was actually to the baby.

1:06.6

What was he playing with? My god, he is obsessed with the remote control.

1:09.7

He will not leave the remote control alone. So when he,

1:13.9

they're against to a point, he's going through a very fussy stage right now because there's a lot

1:17.7

of teeth coming in. We are struggling in the cling shurn, mountingly household. So I finally just

1:24.8

cave and I give it to him, but I just take a battery out so he can't completely screw up

1:28.3

with the television. Okay. I got one for you. Are you ready? Stop pooping in the cage.

1:35.0

Is that the pet? Am I talking to Tiffany or am I talking to my 15 year old Hollis or

1:43.4

17 year old? Let's call her stepdaughter. I can only hope that we are referring to Tyra.

1:50.8

Your dog. Please let it be a bit. Please let it be your bulldog.

1:54.2

You guys got it right? Yeah. Okay. That's how that would work. You guys would both give 50 bucks

1:59.0

on that. If not, somebody would have been knocking on your door. All right, Alison. Don't tell us who

2:05.2

just tell us what the infraction was. We will come up with a majority decision if it was your pet,

2:11.2

your husband, or your kids that got busted. Okay. So I had my dinner laying at the kitchen table

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