What Villains TODAY Will Be Romanticized in 300 Years?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 18 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Pirates became cute, so who's next? What today's villains will look like in 300 years. |
| 0:06.9 | It's already true of Prohibition-era gangsters. Pretty much any criminal archetype that can be |
| 0:11.6 | easily twisted to sticking it to the man will inevitably be romanticized. It's the Robin Hood |
| 0:17.2 | effect. And next up on ABC Sports, it's the Tennessee Terror Fighters |
| 0:22.2 | versus the Indianapolis insurgents. Still pirates, with a splash of early 20th century |
| 0:28.5 | American gangsters. I reckon modern gangsters from the hood are already that way, and pimps. |
| 0:35.8 | Bloods and Crips type gang members, motorbike gangs. |
| 0:39.3 | Heck, in like 500 years, the memory of people like the Third Reich, the Bolsheviks, and A.Q. |
| 0:44.3 | will be such distant memories that people might like them. |
| 0:47.3 | AQ is my shorthand for the people America was fighting in Afghanistan, for the purposes of this video. |
| 0:53.3 | People dress up as Vikings for Halloween, and Attila the Hun was a good guy in Night for the purposes of this video. People dress up as Vikings for Halloween, |
| 0:55.1 | and Attila the Hun was a good guy in Night at the Museum. I now really hope that we figure out |
| 0:59.6 | either consciousness transfer or heads in ajar before I die, if for no reason other than to see |
| 1:04.7 | the 500-year reboot of Night at the Museum with the leader of AQ as comic relief or the hero of the |
| 1:10.6 | show. |
| 1:12.1 | Terrifying Space Pirates |
| 1:13.9 | In 2003 we had Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl, so in 2,2003 we might |
| 1:21.4 | have terror fighters of the USA, the curse of jet blue airlines. Pirates are still scary as fudge, to be honest. They just look |
| 1:30.2 | different. Somalians on rubber boats with AKs and RPGs rather than Blackbeard. I remember |
| 1:36.0 | seeing a restaurant kids menu with a pirate theme that said, Yarr, remember kids, a good pirate never |
| 1:41.6 | takes something that doesn't belong to them. So to them a pirate is just a freelance sailor or something. |
| 1:48.0 | Murderers and serial killers. |
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