Oh, what's up, folks, the jokes, this your boy, Ozi from the M-W-Seed.

And it's your boy, Cory C from the Austin T.

And, uh, well, this dude will be what up, son,

even though it's obvious that I was not here. What's going on, everybody? I tried. I tried my best,

son. I drive my best. You, New York. Hey, no, I'm just to tell you. What's going on, everybody?

Well, well, well, well, look at that.

Y'all didn't think I was going to have a show tonight.

I just came in from Chicago, which is what we're starting late. We'll get into that in a little bit. But I didn't want to leave y'all hanging in. There's some stuff. We need to talk about this evening. That's why I decided to do the show. I am Corey Coleman. I would normally pass it off to Oz Green,

the man who's responsible for this show.

But I'll do the best I would normally pass off to Oz Green, the man who's responsible for this show.

But I'll do the best I can what I got.

So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man who had nothing to do with this show.

But it's still here.

Mr. Cougaraki.

Grazie. Grazie, yes, yes. I thought you were going to have me do my Oz intro I was scared, so I'm happy to... You want to try it? Oh, not really, but I'll give you... You can't do any worse than me! Okay. What's up, folks and jokes? It's your boy OZ from the NYC. Actually, can't do worse than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. I mean, this is why I was like, I told you you don't want to hear this.

Actually, it wasn't bad. It was just you. You didn't even try to do a voice. It was just Adam. Because I feel like if I'm doing a voice, I'm like, no. I don't want that clipped out of context later. You might as well just say, what's up, everybody? It's Adam T. The Coup you get, whatever your name is.

What's your last name? Farsi A. Farsi. Oh, I had that all messed up. What T came from? I don't know. What is going on, everybody? How you doing? I'm sorry for running a little behind this evening, but just got back from out of town, had a show in Chicago.

Not a double-toasted show.

Not a double-toasted show.

Okay.

As Oz has, he's pretty much at this point demanded that I say this, not double-toasted, but Cory Coleman comedy. Very nice. It has a rain to it. It does. Yes, it's all with K's. Oh, okay. Maybe don't sell it like that. I'm going to sell it like that. Get people curious. You KKKs in town? That's why I was scared. I was like, uh-huh. A nice lively crowd when I come out. Okay, but like it might bring in the wrong crowd. As long as they pay, I don't care. No, no, no, no, everybody. Cori Coleman comedy is what I got through doing, Open Chicago. We'll tell you about that in a little bit. But this is gonna pretty much stick the format of what up son.

A little bit of foolishness in there.

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