TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES COMING OUT OF THEIR SHELLS TOUR - Audio Roast

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4.8 • 893 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	If I get my kid a phone, I'll be able to keep in touch with them all the time.
0:02.8	We'll be on it all the time.
0:04.1	He could walk to school by himself. She could see something, she shouldn't. He could chat with grandma. Friends, trolls. They can access anything on the internet. They can access anything on the internet. So, should I give my kid a phone? Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone.
0:24.2	Choose EECF. Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone.
0:24.2	Choose EEC for Sims.
0:25.7	Only on the UK's best network.
0:27.5	To verify best network, see e.e.com.
0:29.1	So ladies and gentlemen, take you back to 1990.
0:35.0	God damn.
0:35.9	The hottest ticket in the world.
0:38.3	It wasn't Madonna.
0:40.3	Nope.
0:41.3	No.
0:42.3	Wasn't no Michael Jackson.
0:43.3	No.
0:44.3	It wasn't even human.
0:45.3	It was mutated and it was some damn turtles.
0:51.3	I've never seen a micro pick the country last you're going this way.
0:55.1	Thousands of kids.
0:56.8	It comes from the service.
0:59.5	You know what I mean?
1:01.1	No, I don't understand.
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