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Larry Miller Show

What To Get Your Wife When You're A Dumb Guy

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Larry is straight up stumped about what presents to buy for his family. Then he talks about the best scene from the Rat Pack classic "Ocean's Eleven" and recites "Swallows Travel To and Fro" by Robert Louis Stevenson.

Quote of the week: "I want to put a hat on just so I can take it off to them."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia.

0:06.0

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who just can't buy gifts. in a way aren't we all and boy oh boy are we happy today oh many reasons but we just

0:46.9

love the show I'm glad to be doing a new one here with with Colonel Jeff and

0:50.8

aussie here on the floor of, well, of the studio.

0:57.4

And he's always very relaxed.

1:01.1

And come to think of it, so are away. And that has to do with, well, the music to start with. I love it. Colonel Jeff loves it. And we hope you do too. That of course is the A Kim Tamaroff Orchestra and the Angie Dickinson

1:16.8

dancers featuring boy tenor Brad Simpson asking the musical question in in rowing, if a crew member makes a

1:25.5

back splash, is there a backlash?

1:29.0

And if so, does the Coxone crack some skulls?

1:35.2

Number one, yes, yes, and yes, Brad.

1:38.8

Good question.

1:40.6

And it's close to home too because my son rose on varsity crew at college and has since his first day at school. That's a tough sport.

1:51.0

And they're up every day for practice at five, five in the morning.

1:56.4

Is that tough enough for you?

1:57.7

So that they don't go out and drink at night because they can't.

2:01.4

They travel by bus and plane

2:03.8

to compete in Regadas all over the country,

2:06.5

and they're also not out the night before

2:09.8

because they can't.

2:12.1

And good question, Brad.

2:15.0

You know what, crew is a great sport and my son is great on it.

2:19.0

But it doesn't come cheaply and there's always a price to pay.

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