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Hello Bugleers and welcome to Bugle 75 for the Wheat Beany Monday, the 20th of May,

2009, Gosh is that the date?

No, but it will be on Monday with me and his ultimate here in.

London and in New York City city of ducklings. It's the Archduke of entertainment himself John Oliver

Hello Andy and hello, butlers butlers if you're thinking oh Andy stuck down that well again and sounds a bit out of breath

That's because he went to the wrong studio and has been rushing his way across to this new

Well-based studio will be in for one week

Yeah, it's the it is the kind of room where you can imagine if Britain ever goes the wrong way people are going to be reading

forced statements criticizing American foreign policy in a room like this

Anyway, also in my voice more sound tired because it's really here and

That's because I'm off to West Palm Beach in a couple of hours. We're on hiatus on the show this week

but instead of having a break and the unclevely doing stand-up in West Palm Beach at Lantern, Nashville, South Carolina, Denver and San Francisco

Which seemed like it seemed like a great idea three months ago when I wasn't this tired

I'm going to be spending most of the next week airborne. I'm basically going to be living like a bird

Soaring above treetops and crapping above the cloud and then returning to ground to do some gigs like a bird like a bird

Bugle 75 three quarters the way to the big ton but as most dead old people will tell you the first 75 is the easy bit

So let's see how far we can go for the week beginning the 25th of May 1993

Sorry to 2009. Sorry if you're getting a hopes up there

So will this prove to be the greatest week in the history of humankind?

Who knows it's a bit of a long shot

But even if it isn't I guess it's still worth trying to get to the end of it just in case so hang in there fugulars

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