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Andy Zaltzman, Mildly Informed, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2009

⏱️ 36 minutes

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The 74th ever Bugle podcast, from 2009. Written and presented by Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver

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0:00.0	This is a Times Online podcast. The Bugle, Audio Newspaper for a Visual World.
0:17.0	Hello Bugle! Hello Buglers and welcome to bugles 74 for the week beginning Monday the 18th
0:28.2	of May 2009 with me and his ultimate here in the very heart of the universe
0:32.1	whopping in London and in New York City.
0:36.2	On top of the Earth's crust for once,
0:37.8	it's Sergeant Showtime himself.
0:39.7	John Oliver.
0:40.8	That sounds like a wrestling name, Andy. Hello Andy and hello Buglers!
0:45.0	Sergeant Showtime, that really does sound like a wrestling name.
0:49.0	What would the special move of Sergeant Showtime be?
0:52.0	I don't know, it would probably involve some lights coming on, I think.
0:54.4	Yeah.
0:55.4	Probably it may be blinding the opponent who would then fall over.
0:57.8	You wouldn't have to touch him, you would have to do much.
0:59.6	You'd probably have to wear a top hat, I think.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:02.2	Sergeant Showtime does like to break into a sweat. And I have a cane hat I think. Yeah started showtime I'd like to break into a sweat and I have a cane on your arm.
1:05.4	I moved house last weekend Dundee.
1:08.0	Do you want a medal? Yeah that'd be great. Can you send it in? I put it in the post.
1:11.6	Send it in the post. Send it in the post. Send it in the post. Send it registered delivery. It's always tricky.
1:14.0	People Nick stuff here.
1:15.0	In my new house, no concrete lines.
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