4.9 • 26.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode, A Distractable, is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. |
| 0:04.5 | Okay. |
| 0:05.8 | How do you guys know when someone's really your friend? |
| 0:09.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:11.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:14.3 | But I do know that T-Mobile 5G home internet's got your back with their fast speeds, easy 15-minute setup, a price for any budget, and five-year price guarantee. Visit T-Mobile.com slash home internet to check availability. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G internet data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5D internet data exclusions like taxes and fees apply service delivered via 5D networks. |
| 0:39.6 | Spees very new to factor affecting cellular networks. |
| 0:42.7 | Guarantee exclusions details at team mobile.com slash home internet. |
| 0:49.4 | Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible. |
| 0:59.3 | This episode, be there dear Bob, bus on Wade and get screwed over by customer services, then the triumvirate, explore etymology. |
| 1:06.3 | Wotan Wade does Lucasfilm, gobbles, licks ass, and creates countless catchy compounds. |
| 1:16.3 | Marketplace Mark finds corporate incompetence inexplicable, trips on torpor, dig Zelda Scrolls, and gets righteously hammered. |
| 1:19.2 | From Custadia to defenestration. |
| 1:20.3 | Yes! |
| 1:23.6 | It's time for! |
| 1:26.9 | What the hell is that? |
| 1:34.5 | Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. |
| 1:43.0 | Hello and welcome back to another episode of what I can only assume is your 34th favorite podcast. |
| 1:45.0 | That's right. |
| 1:46.4 | It's distractible. |
| 1:51.9 | Well, by now, maybe we've moved up to one, but we all know where we were on that list. |
| 1:54.0 | Those were the good old days up at 34. |
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