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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible.

This episode, makeshift Mark kicks off, displays the new merch, then tells his horror story of consuming babies.

Weekend Awade refuses hospice cohabitation,

clubs balls, praises the bangles,

and earned Dick as an assistant.

Blameworthy Bob has a warm pond,

a mute mind, and quotes a Nana's meme.

From altered images to Californian philanthropy.

Yes, it's time for anything goes, part two.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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