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The Political Orphanage

What the Hell Is Happening, and How Can We Help?

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Riots! Looting! The National Guard! Black Lives Matter! 

In the first half of a special two-part episode we explore: What's happening? What are the problems erupting at present? And, if we can pin them down, how do we bring actual solutions to the table instead?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sweet Lord, cities are on fire! The National Guard is tear-gassing protesters. The President

0:17.0

is designated terrorist groups. We might have martial law. Looters are breaking windows and stealing cheesecakes from Starbucks in one of the videos I watched.

0:29.0

You know what I thought we were going to be talking about this week?

0:32.0

Universal Basic Income had a whole program

0:35.8

dedicated to UBI, researched graphs, and everything. But then. Now I know I say this a lot.

0:49.8

But it's worth repeating.

0:51.4

Much of the media narrative from across the political spectrum in our country is just asking,

0:57.1

okay, so who should we hate over and over again and then fighting about if we're hating

1:01.8

the right people or hating them loud enough.

1:05.0

I think human beings have a caveman, coalitional instinct to choose teams and square off.

1:12.3

And 200,000 years ago that may have worked pretty well because we literally just kill each other.

1:17.0

You didn't have to come up with solutions to problems, you didn't have to figure out how to live with people you didn't like,

1:22.0

you just had to make a line in the sand and pick

1:24.1

a side of that line because pretty soon fighting would break out and you drive off the other

1:28.8

team or kill them.

1:31.1

And that won't work now.

1:32.8

It's not enough to just shout Allegiance's ad nauseum.

1:36.2

It feels that way because we have half a million years urging us to form coalitions and

1:40.7

kill each other, but in our time, form teams all you want, the other team

1:46.0

doesn't go into exile in the Hinterlands or die off.

1:49.7

So what's incumbent upon us is figuring out how to solve problems and fix the system to help people.

1:58.0

In most of this episode, we will be focusing on that, identifying what the issues are that we're facing and proposing workable solutions to them.

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