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The Political Orphanage

Lockdown is Awkward for Polygamists (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Marie Connor and Kevin Seefried join the show to discuss the week's underserved headlines, from jury selections on Zoom to night clubs that prohibit dancing to New Zealand's sheep hostages.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is Friday and boy howdy I am tired of being thoughtful and I am tired of being substantive. I don't want to read anything that would qualify as, you know, really dense and nutritious in terms of middle stimulation.

0:21.5

I just want to eat cotton candy right now and

0:24.0

we're going to do that with the week's underserved headlines. Headlines that

0:28.3

didn't get as much attention as I think they might have on the national level but are nonetheless fun to plow through so we're going to do yet another installment of Friday release valve and I am joined by two very funny comedians. I'm joined by Kevin Cefreed. Welcome back Kevin.

0:42.0

Hello. Thanks back, Kevin.

0:43.0

Hello.

0:44.0

And you're having me.

0:45.0

You're in DC at the moment, or did you flee to the Hinterlands?

0:48.0

Where are you?

0:49.0

Oh, I flee to Florida, where my folks have a place that I've been camping out at. Okay all right so so yeah

0:56.1

no risk of freezing and you probably have a yard you probably have I assume pet

1:01.7

alligators I don't know I don't know as much about Florida.

1:03.7

Yeah, lots of pet alligators. Yeah, it's just a little condo. So no yard, but I don't really want one at this moment in time.

1:10.9

Anything to keep me more than six feet away from people.

1:13.4

Yeah, yeah. Nice. And Marie Connor, you and I are, we follow each other on Twitter and I have

1:20.6

known you from a distance for a while now and been like she's really funny I would love to like meet her and swap jokes with her and I reached out on Twitter and for one of the rare instances in my life Twitter was a positive thing.

1:33.0

Is it connected us?

1:34.0

So welcome.

1:35.0

Thank you for having me.

1:36.0

I'm excited to be here.

1:37.0

And you're a stand-up and a comedy writer up in Boston.

1:40.0

I am.

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