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I think the people of this country have had enough of experts.

The science has changed.

If you count the legal votes, I easily wear it is time to get Brexit done.

This candle smells like my vagina.

I shouldn't be up here. I should be breaking the school on the other side of the ocean.

What the fuck is going on?

Hello, I'm Mark Steele. Welcome to my podcast where each week I ask the question,

what the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is going on?

This week, it was announced that there's a tiny chance that we might run out of everything.

But at least we can be sure that when we hear something like that, the British

people will act calmly. We'll serenely form a nine-mile queue outside every petrol garage and

scream, I must earth petrol! Well, hyperventilating and howling like a hyena under the moonlight.

And millions of people will shout, where do you get your petrol, mate?

Everybody they see who's driving, including hurses and ambulances and hovercrafts.

And if you tell them you don't have a car, they'll scream, what do you mean you haven't got a car?

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