What TERRIBLE Fact did You Not Realize about your Spouse until AFTER you Married Them?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What terrible fact did you not realise about your spouse until after you married them? |
| 0:06.4 | My cousin found out her fiancé was cheating on her the night before the wedding. |
| 0:10.4 | His response was, this is how the world works, grow up. |
| 0:13.7 | The only person she told was my sister, and she was too scared to cancel anything the day |
| 0:17.7 | of. |
| 0:18.7 | My sister didn't tell me until we'd left the area, probably a wise |
| 0:21.8 | choice. I have a temper and the buff fiancé would probably have kicked my butt, so nobody could |
| 0:26.2 | do anything. The marriage, thank God, only lasted about two months or so. The best part about it was my |
| 0:32.0 | near comatose grandmother hearing about it, getting out of her chair and saying, I'm going to kill that son of a witch. |
| 0:39.5 | Got married to the wrong person when I was way too naive and inexperienced, found out after we'd |
| 0:44.6 | got divorced that he'd been doing the deed with his step-mom since he was 15. My ex-wife was bipolar |
| 0:51.2 | with tendencies towards not wanting to be alive anymore. |
| 0:58.6 | When we thought, it got progressively worse until she started threatening to delete herself over just about anything. |
| 1:00.1 | I divorced her four years ago. |
| 1:02.0 | She finally went through with her threats a few years after that. |
| 1:05.3 | I feel a tremendous amount of guilt, even though I might not have been able to change what |
| 1:09.1 | seemed like the inevitable. |
| 1:11.5 | As unenthusiastic as he was about doing the deed, he hated himself enough to screw anyone |
| 1:16.9 | else who'd tell him he was a great guy. He was bad with money. Imagine getting your paycheck, |
| 1:22.8 | spending 60 bucks on Green Herb, then buying a Nintendo Wii, maybe an Xbox, some games, not used, I mean |
| 1:29.5 | new games, maybe even a game that comes with night vision goggles. |
| 1:33.5 | Then spending more money on yourself because, I work hard, I deserve to enjoy my paycheck. |
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