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What Should Producer Rebecca Do With Her Radiation Mask?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Producer Rebecca is done with her treatment for tongue cancer, but one thing is haunting her! Her radiation mask! What do you think she should do with it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

So our producer, Rebecca, is back,

0:05.0

finished her cancer treatments.

0:07.0

There is one item she'd really like to get rid of

0:11.0

that she had to deal with during this journey, but doesn't know how to get rid of it.

0:14.4

Yeah I think out of all the gifts that radiation gave me the biggest would probably

0:21.0

have to be this guy.

0:23.6

Oh, wow.

0:25.6

Look at that.

0:26.6

That is your radiation mask.

0:28.2

Yes, it looks like it belongs in a haunted house.

0:30.9

Uh-huh.

0:31.6

It is basically a plastic retrofit. It's kind of like

0:35.7

shrink-y-jink material. It went over my face during radiation treatments and

0:41.0

they would bolt me into the table by my face, neck, and chest.

0:45.8

Oh my God.

0:46.8

So I couldn't move during radiation treatments.

0:48.8

How many times did you have to wear this plastic contraption over your face and get bolted into a table so you

0:54.4

didn't move because the radiation is going into your mouth, onto your tongue.

0:58.4

So obviously it has to be incredibly precise and you cannot move a centimeter.

1:04.0

33 times.

1:06.0

And how long did the radiation appointments last?

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