What's your most insane meeting the parents story? He brought his mother on our first date.

Dated a girl just for a bit, no plans at all to meet her parents at this point. We had just

finished doing the deed for the first time when she got a call from her mom. Apparently,

she had a little bit too much to drink and

needed a sober ride home. This girl asked if I minded, and I didn't, so we headed to the bar to get

them. They were kind enough to be outside waiting for us when we got there. The parents were

both leaning back on a railing above some concrete steps, leading to an outside basement entrance.

This girl waves at them and they

wave back. Her dad lost his balance and went backwards over the railing. Her mum looked over and

just started wailing. Made her stay in the car and call 911 while I went to see what happened.

He had landed just right on the corner of one of the stairs and split his skull wide open,

dead before I ever said a word to him. That relationship didn't last very long.

Oh, I have a good one. My husband and I are older, like in our 40s, and have been dating about a year

before I met his parents for the first time. They live on the other side of the country

and flew out to visit him. His ex-girlfriend found out and showed up at the restaurant,

sat down and dominated the conversation with all of the memories she had with the parents

and my husband. It was awkward as heck. They can't stand her, but are polite people, and this chick

is such a hot mess. I was invited to a former boyfriend's house for dinner to meet his parents.

When I got there, his father wasn't home yet from work, so he decided to go for a walk.

Boyfriend's mother told us to be back at the house by five, so we were

playfully racing each other back so as to make it in time. I got to the door a few paces ahead of him,

opened the door and found myself face to face with his dad, who was standing completely undressed

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