What's your most accidental awesome moment?

So in my first years in high school, there was this bully that always picked on me,

pushing me around, swearing, and other bullying stuff.

Me being the bespectacled little geek and him being taller and bulkier, I just tried to get out of his way and avoid him.

So in our second year, our school went for a field trip in some

village slash farm area. As soon as we were far from teachers, this bully shows up, pushes me

around, and hits me. I was fuming because he spoiled my trip, but didn't do anything, and he left.

A few hours later, I was having lunch up on a small hill that was overlooking a small amateur

soccer field.

And there was the bully, back to me, 20 meters away, playing as goalkeeper.

Geek rage flares up!

I have this apple with me, so I pick it up and throw it with all my might towards him.

It hit him, straight on the shoulder blade.

Now, my added height and distance must have added to the force of impact because he got

knocked down hard.

He laid there for a good five minutes, got up, turned around, looked at me, and started

walking slowly towards me.

I was thinking, oh crap, oh crap, he's going to kill me.

But I had the geek rage still flaring, so I stood defiantly and waited, ready to fight back

this time.

He reaches me and goes, what was that?

An apple?

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