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Am I the Genius?

People who've Visited the US, what's your WTF America Story?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0

People who have visited the U.S. What is your WTF America story?

0:05.3

First night in Los Angeles watched as a stolen cop car and a million cop cars flew past me down Hollywood Boulevard at 60 miles per hour at 10 p.m.

0:13.6

Then I turned and walked back into the Thai restaurant where I watched the fugitive get PIT maneuvered and shot dead live on the news via helicopter chase cam.

0:21.4

Dude sitting next to us was excited to tell us we had officially, quote, experienced L.A.

0:26.9

Over-the-top car chases, action chase cam news, neon lights in Hollywood,

0:31.8

an Asian restaurant that made me feel like I was in an art film.

0:35.0

He was right.

0:36.8

I've told the story on Reddit before, but my biggest

0:39.5

WTF was in fall 2005. Google Earth had just come out, and my colleague at the university

0:45.4

lab and I were looking at it. She was a blonde bombshell from San Diego, and I'm a portly Indian boy.

0:51.5

When I showed her Mumbai, my home city, she was blown away. You have buildings?

0:56.5

Look, there's an airport. Oh my God, you have cars? How the heck do you think we got around?

1:02.9

I asked. Her reply still rings on to my head. Not walking, not cows, not elephants, not bicycles,

1:09.7

not horse-drawn carts.

1:11.4

She said, camels.

1:13.6

If I ever saw a camel in Mumbai, I'd stop everything I'm doing and say,

1:17.4

Holy crap, that's a freaking camel!

1:20.1

Was that an all-you-can-e buffet with the soft-serve ice cream machine?

1:24.0

As kids, we thought we were being little pigs by swirling as high as we possibly could

1:28.6

while our parents weren't looking or they certainly would have stopped us. The guy after us grabbed

1:33.2

a full-sized drink tumbler and filled it up with ice cream. No shame at all. No childlike glee

1:39.0

at making the mother of all Sundays. I suspect now it was something he did regularly.

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