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🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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0:00.0 | People who have visited the U.S. What is your WTF America story? |
0:05.3 | First night in Los Angeles watched as a stolen cop car and a million cop cars flew past me down Hollywood Boulevard at 60 miles per hour at 10 p.m. |
0:13.6 | Then I turned and walked back into the Thai restaurant where I watched the fugitive get PIT maneuvered and shot dead live on the news via helicopter chase cam. |
0:21.4 | Dude sitting next to us was excited to tell us we had officially, quote, experienced L.A. |
0:26.9 | Over-the-top car chases, action chase cam news, neon lights in Hollywood, |
0:31.8 | an Asian restaurant that made me feel like I was in an art film. |
0:35.0 | He was right. |
0:36.8 | I've told the story on Reddit before, but my biggest |
0:39.5 | WTF was in fall 2005. Google Earth had just come out, and my colleague at the university |
0:45.4 | lab and I were looking at it. She was a blonde bombshell from San Diego, and I'm a portly Indian boy. |
0:51.5 | When I showed her Mumbai, my home city, she was blown away. You have buildings? |
0:56.5 | Look, there's an airport. Oh my God, you have cars? How the heck do you think we got around? |
1:02.9 | I asked. Her reply still rings on to my head. Not walking, not cows, not elephants, not bicycles, |
1:09.7 | not horse-drawn carts. |
1:11.4 | She said, camels. |
1:13.6 | If I ever saw a camel in Mumbai, I'd stop everything I'm doing and say, |
1:17.4 | Holy crap, that's a freaking camel! |
1:20.1 | Was that an all-you-can-e buffet with the soft-serve ice cream machine? |
1:24.0 | As kids, we thought we were being little pigs by swirling as high as we possibly could |
1:28.6 | while our parents weren't looking or they certainly would have stopped us. The guy after us grabbed |
1:33.2 | a full-sized drink tumbler and filled it up with ice cream. No shame at all. No childlike glee |
1:39.0 | at making the mother of all Sundays. I suspect now it was something he did regularly. |
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