What’s Worse? Austin or Girl Scout Cookies?

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Pass the milk, Dustin and Mel return to the wheel with a mission; is there a better Girl Scout Cookie than the thin mint?! We’ll leave no cookie unturnt, as we try each flavor no matter how repulsive it sounds. In addition, Dustin has ALOT to say about Austin and Dallas, we’ve got a Bingo Dingo on Chris Rock’s new special, and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to be here. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back.
0:20.0	We are a funny podcast about family. My name is Dustin Ekerson. I'm a stand-up comedian and the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state of the art recording studio right above public choir.
0:31.0	Man, I almost get the intros right sometimes.
0:35.0	Almost.
0:36.0	Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa is my lovely wife, my co-host of this
0:40.6	podcast.
0:41.6	Overall, great gal and where... host of
0:45.0	a great gal and wear of fine old lady sweaters that she gets from old Navy
0:50.0	and you know if you want to sponsor the pod old Navy old Navy.
0:54.4	Ding!
0:55.4	Um is is Melissa.
0:58.0	Hi Mel.
0:59.0	It's good to see you.
1:00.6	It's nice to just to remember that you exist.
1:05.0	We're married.
1:08.0	We are married indeed, just trapped in a loveless marriage.
1:13.4	Passion just crashing like it's Black Tuesday in 1920.
1:17.7	Sorry I only know that reference because I'm watching Piki blinders.
1:20.7	I was going to say really. You've been setting up on the great depression?
1:27.0	Thomas Shelby is furious that Michael didn't sell when he told him to.
1:31.0	And then there's a bunch of cocaine and whiskey and
1:34.2	inappropriate stuff. That is a hard r that show right there but anyways
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