242: Tell Me You’re Pregnant Without Telling Me You’re Pregnant

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Mel and Dustin Couldn’t drive faster today rushing our pregnant fans to the ER so buckle up back seaters, we’ve got a weekend update with Brian Regan, the Nickerson’s upgrade their family sports status, Mel drops the sleepiest news article yet, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies with Parental Control Monitoring
0:04.4	apps and the new Bark phone. Bark is the best comprehensive Parental Control
0:08.2	Tool for Families. Listen to today's episode for more details. Hey everybody welcome
0:30.6	don't make me come back there we We are a funny podcast about family.
0:33.4	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
0:35.1	I am a stand-wood comedian.
0:36.2	We are, you know, these things, they don't always flow.
0:39.4	And we are together as one, the Nickersons. Thank you for tuning in everybody. Not my best work on an
0:46.6	intro but here we are above Public Square Coffee in downtown Lameza in our
0:50.9	state-of-the-art recorded studio to us and Andy is with us our
0:56.9	wonderful producer Melissa's coffee cup is wet for some reason?
1:01.1	It's perspiring. Oh. Mm. Well no no no tell me why because if there's one thing that you and I know it is science.
1:08.0	I put cold coffee in here. You put cold coffee in a warm cup I broke all the rolls
1:15.0	Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow really revealing the magic tricks here everybody
1:20.6	This is how they do it. Mine's not even coffee.
1:23.1	What if yours had nothing in it?
1:24.5	That's my least favorite thing.
1:26.3	You'd like to spot that in.
1:28.8	It drives me nuts.
1:29.6	I can barely watch scenes in shows and movies where they have an empty cup.
1:34.3	And you can tell.
1:35.6	Yeah.
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