240: The Downside of Parent Getaways

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The Downside of Parent Getaways

Crawling back into the driver’s seat, Dustin and Melissa return from their weekend parent getaway into the world of reluctant adulting. Like, Leaving Las Vegas…for a birthday at the office. You’ll also get to enjoy that awkward feeling from the backseat while watching your parents argue as they relive Dustin’s back failure and his “inability to accept love” from Melissa. Enjoy the ride!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies with Parental Control Monitoring
0:04.4	apps and the new Bark phone. Bark is the best comprehensive Parental Control
0:08.2	Tool for Families. Listen to today's episode for more details. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make me come back there we are a funny
0:32.6	podcast about family my name is Dustin Nickerson I'm a stand-up comedian and the
0:35.5	host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art
0:40.2	recording studio above public swear coffee in Lameza, California is my lovely wife, my
0:43.9	co-host, my CFO, and she's overall general great gal.
0:47.3	Melissa Nickerson.
0:48.3	Hey there.
0:49.3	Melissa, it's nice to be sipping coffee with you here today.
0:52.0	Some black coffee. Andy's got some over thereipping coffee with you here today. It sure is.
0:52.8	Andy's got some over there.
0:54.3	You just pounded a shot of espresso.
0:56.1	Cheers to us, which is the only cheers I ever have.
1:01.1	Mm.
1:02.3	Thanks for tuning in everybody.
1:04.0	You are, we are in your past right now.
1:06.8	We're recording this.
1:07.8	If you listen to last week's episode with Zoltan Kasis, it's the same day for us.
1:11.6	We're still in February. are the past movie magic here
1:14.6	Joe Biden is still the president it's still February is still president March 1st I don't
1:19.4	know it's hard to say on these things but we are we are happy March I hope I hope
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