I think people, more and more people are noticing that there is either a malicious

group of people trying desperately to undermine the tradition and the truth of Orthodox Catholicism.

Or there's a bunch of really, really incompetent people in charge.

Welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast that's old enough to drink and drive.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

We started this podcast seven years ago to find out if Catholics can be funny.

And we still haven't figured it out.

Welcome.

Do you know those seven-year-olds? Welcome other seven-year-olds to our podcast you've ever seen

those seven-year-olds that are just tanking miller lights in the driver's seat i love those kids i always

wanted to be like that when i was young you know I'd be sitting there on my stupid tricycle.

I thought you were doing a bit, but you've seen seven-year-olds.

Oh, the things I've seen, you wouldn't believe, brother.

Growing up in Kansas, I guess.

I was on a tricycle, distinct memory, core memory, as they would say in the

hallowed halls of the mental health division at Disney,

aka Pixar Studios.

But I was on a tricycle.

I was eating a blue icy pop.

And I saw this kid shotgunning a Miller light driving with his feet,

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