Don't fall into this dating trap
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to The Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner. In this episode we tell women to stop tring to fix men and we let a guy know that the girl he likes is not interested in him. Also tons of bits and gags to start the episode.
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:01.0 | really have to pee I didn't realize this before we started recording so I'm going to go pee I want you in the time it's going to take me very like a minute I need you in the time that I'm gone look at the camera okay I need you to concoct a bit that's going to be the cold open for the episode okay ready wait it's just me oh my gosh I'm not, I'm not gonna do a bit. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm not gonna do any bit. |
| 0:25.6 | Going on Discord. |
| 0:28.6 | So. |
| 0:29.6 | Deal with it, I wanna tell you. |
| 0:33.6 | That was so quick. |
| 0:36.6 | I was so quick. |
| 0:42.3 | I'm back. |
| 0:44.0 | I didn't wash my hands. |
| 0:44.9 | I know. |
| 0:46.2 | There's no way you could have. |
| 0:50.0 | Well, |
| 0:55.8 | unless you wash your hands while you were peeing, there would be no way. |
| 1:00.1 | Sometimes I'd do that at home because Sean's like super germaphobe. |
| 1:05.7 | And so I'll like not, I'll not wash my hands and I'll pee and I'll walk out. |
| 1:07.8 | And he'll go like, you didn't wash your hands. |
| 1:10.7 | I go, I don't need to wash my, you need to wash your hands when you pee? |
| 1:11.5 | And he goes, yeah. |
| 1:13.2 | And I go, sounds like a skill issue. |
| 1:18.0 | You need to wash your hands every time you pee, skill issue. |
| 1:18.7 | Not my problem. |
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