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It's three minutes after 12, and I've actually remembered a question for the first time in about a decade of doing Mystery Hour.

But given that I just slagged off last week's callers for providing us with really boring questions in the first instance,

I've realised my question is possibly the most boring question of all.

So I don't know if I dare put it out there.

What's he talking about? I've no idea what Mystery Hour is.

All right, let me fill you in.

This is your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction that's not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial. Probably have to stop calling it a dial,

don't we know that DAB is taking over. Do you know they turned off FM in Norway yesterday? That's it.

It's gone. FM's gone forever. It's digital or nothing. But I digress slightly. You have in the back

of your brain somewhere a question that is crying out for an answer.

Today you'll get your answer, unless the question's about Donald Trump, in which case I think

mystery is not a strong enough word to describe this continuing unfolding saga.

Hit the numbers now, you will get through.

There are two reasons why your question might not get on the board.

The first is that it's boring, although anyone who was listening last week will know that that's a very movable goalpost. The second

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