Because basically a lot of times we're Catholic, but like it's kind of annoying, you know?

Sure, yeah.

It's like, you know, the homily sucked again and the phrase said something that he shouldn't

have said, and the bishop seems to not really care one way or the other, and mass times don't

make any sense.

And the music sucks. And the Pope said the thing thing and it's like every like if you are just dealing with that every day and you don't really

want to be Catholic and you look over here and you're like well they still have the sacraments

and everybody over there actually seems to care you know whereas over here it seems like

maybe two people care and it's like me to care, you know, whereas over here it seems like maybe two people care

and it's like me and my wife, you know, and everyone else is on their phone during mass.

It's, yeah, it can wear on you if you're not, uh, if you're not in it for the long haul. Long home.

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Welcome to the show.

I was hoping you would say, welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast to declare martial law for one day.

Yeah, that was crazy.

I forgot about it. That new story happened so fast that I've already, I already forgot that South Korea.

That was their January 6th.

It was like a thing that happened for a day that impacted nothing ultimately. But they're probably going to talk about it forever. Do you think that the that the K-pop groups are going to have to like kneel in remembrance of like. They're going to like put on. Because that one guy got rotated. They're going to put on American. They're going to put on American flags. They're going to do something that's like completely outlandish.

Yeah, they're going to kneel.

Man, that picture, that picture of Nancy Pelosi.

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