Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2024
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | They're upset because they're like, oh, and this is, I think the, obviously, obviously the upsetness comes from, you know, a perceived inability to attract a woman, right? |
| 0:16.0 | It's like these guys are young, they're single, they're generally, they are legitimately anti-woman. |
| 0:21.9 | They believe that these differences that are endearing to guys who can work within the difference |
| 0:30.2 | makes women bad in general. Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that's thankful at this time of year for the blessings that we have, that we've been given, that we can hold deep in our hearts for faith, friends, family, and laughter, we salute you. |
| 1:02.5 | I'm Ethan. |
| 1:03.9 | And I'm Squanto. |
| 1:05.0 | This is a podcast. |
| 1:07.1 | This is a, I'm Patrick. |
| 1:08.5 | This is a podcast called The Crunch where we get together uh and have a few |
| 1:11.9 | laughs do um what was squanto up to bro what was he doing man i i saw this i saw this tweet that |
| 1:19.6 | was like i saw this tweet that was like every year it's the same thing the first thanksgiving |
| 1:23.7 | was actually in uh in florida in america because of the mass and squanto was actually |
| 1:30.6 | Catholic. I was like, bro, I didn't know that. Hold on. I looked it up and I was like he was he was |
| 1:36.1 | Catholic. Squantam was kidnapped by English explorer and slaver Captain Thomas Hunt who trafficked him to |
| 1:42.0 | Spain where he sold him in the city of Malaga. |
| 1:45.5 | He was among several captives traditionally claimed to have been ransomed by local |
| 1:48.8 | Franciscan monks who focused on their education and evangelization. |
| 1:53.1 | Squantum, his name is to Squantam, but we call him Swanto. |
| 1:56.8 | Squanto was said to have been baptized a Catholic, although no known primary sources support this claim. |
| 2:02.0 | He eventually traveled to England and from their return to his native village in America in 1619 only to find that an epidemic infection had wiped out his tribe. |
| 2:11.1 | Dang. |
| 2:11.4 | Squanto was the last of the Patuxet and went to live with the Wampanoags. |
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