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Am I the Genius?

What's the WORST way anyone has ever SCREWED YOU EVER?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What's the worst way anyone has screwed you over?

0:03.9

Not too terrible, but it sucked at the time. My college roommate took care of all the bills,

0:09.2

so I just wrote him a check each month for my half, and he paid the rent, electricity, etc.

0:14.2

Then one day, some of his friends from out of town visited for the weekend. I come home on Sunday

0:19.1

night to find him half-packed. He says he's going with

0:21.8

them. This kind of leaves me in the lurch since I don't have another roommate lined up or anything,

0:26.4

and I can't afford the place on my own. But frick, I can't stop him from leaving. I suppose I could

0:31.4

insist that he pays for another month of rent or something, but it didn't occur to me. So I said,

0:36.0

whatever, and started looking for another

0:37.5

roommate the next day. Then later that week, I get the first overdue notice. Then I get a call

0:42.9

from the landlord. The F word hadn't paid any bills in two to three months, so he was taking

0:48.4

my checks, cashing them, and using the money for himself. The previous Christmas he'd kept a friend's

0:53.7

cat while she went home for the break.

0:55.7

The cat stayed in his room, which was a disgusting mess, ants eating the food that he'd left or spewed up,

1:02.1

crap-stained underwear everywhere, just a disgusting place, so I felt pretty bad for the cat.

1:07.4

After he'd moved out, I went in there and found among the moldy plates and bugs the

1:11.0

complete full and overflowing cat litter box. The cat had crapped and peed in it for six weeks or so,

1:16.9

and at some point just begun crapping and peeing everywhere else instead. The cat left sometime in

1:22.0

January. He had moved out in July. Luckily, I was able to get most everything straightened out,

1:27.3

but it was super stressful

1:28.4

for a while, and I still resent him. You understand that by law, if you ever see this person

1:33.4

again, you're required to punch him directly in the crotch, yeah? Julie noted, on the positive

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