4.7 • 643 Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's the worst way anyone has screwed you over? |
0:03.9 | Not too terrible, but it sucked at the time. My college roommate took care of all the bills, |
0:09.2 | so I just wrote him a check each month for my half, and he paid the rent, electricity, etc. |
0:14.2 | Then one day, some of his friends from out of town visited for the weekend. I come home on Sunday |
0:19.1 | night to find him half-packed. He says he's going with |
0:21.8 | them. This kind of leaves me in the lurch since I don't have another roommate lined up or anything, |
0:26.4 | and I can't afford the place on my own. But frick, I can't stop him from leaving. I suppose I could |
0:31.4 | insist that he pays for another month of rent or something, but it didn't occur to me. So I said, |
0:36.0 | whatever, and started looking for another |
0:37.5 | roommate the next day. Then later that week, I get the first overdue notice. Then I get a call |
0:42.9 | from the landlord. The F word hadn't paid any bills in two to three months, so he was taking |
0:48.4 | my checks, cashing them, and using the money for himself. The previous Christmas he'd kept a friend's |
0:53.7 | cat while she went home for the break. |
0:55.7 | The cat stayed in his room, which was a disgusting mess, ants eating the food that he'd left or spewed up, |
1:02.1 | crap-stained underwear everywhere, just a disgusting place, so I felt pretty bad for the cat. |
1:07.4 | After he'd moved out, I went in there and found among the moldy plates and bugs the |
1:11.0 | complete full and overflowing cat litter box. The cat had crapped and peed in it for six weeks or so, |
1:16.9 | and at some point just begun crapping and peeing everywhere else instead. The cat left sometime in |
1:22.0 | January. He had moved out in July. Luckily, I was able to get most everything straightened out, |
1:27.3 | but it was super stressful |
1:28.4 | for a while, and I still resent him. You understand that by law, if you ever see this person |
1:33.4 | again, you're required to punch him directly in the crotch, yeah? Julie noted, on the positive |
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