Parents, what is the most shocking thing you've heard, witnessed upon meeting your child's new boyfriend or girlfriend?

He recounted the story of when he drove home so drunk he lost a tire hitting something, then drove on the rim for at least four miles down the interstate.

Thankfully, he's sober now, but is that something you want to talk about first time you meet me?

Ex-girlfriend's mom greeted me with,

did you convince my daughter to go on birth control so you could do her?

I was shocked to say the least because we had only been dating for a few weeks,

and she was a virgin. I wasn't pushing the issue because I really liked her.

In my confused state, the GF at the time explained to me that she told her mom

she wanted to do it with me

and needed birth control. First encounter with her mom, and I never recovered from that. She hated

me. A quote from my dad. I didn't expect her to be black. Nothing negative. Both my parents just

didn't see it coming. When I was 16, I met this girl who went to high school across town

through a buddy who was dating her friend. Our parents were pretty liberal and we spent most of our weekends getting high and drunk in the

poolhouse and swimming when we wanted to cool off. Needless to say, it took about three days before

I lost my V card to this girl and it was the awesomest. Here's the thing. When you're 16 and you find

a girl who is DTF, you never let that go.

I was immediately her boyfriend, despite the fact that I didn't know that much about her.

I knew everything that I needed to know. She had a female port and she let me put my mail port in it.

Week two of this torrid romance and something isn't quite right in the land down under.

It was really burning when I took a wee,

like every time. I went to Catholic school, so I knew all about how Satan invades extramarital SX and fills your lust poll with STDs. I knew I had one. The only question was which one?

A lot of people asked, wait, this girl gave you an STD? You dumped her, right? Let me refer to the

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