What's the SCARIEST THING that Happened to you while in the WOODS?
Am I the Genius?
amithejerk.com
4.6 • 765 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hikers and Park Rangers, what's the scariest thing you run into in the woods? |
| 0:05.4 | A few years ago, my brother and I were camping in Colorado. He heard a twigsnap somewhere nearby, |
| 0:10.6 | and he wakes me up. We scan with our headlamps and see a huge pair of eyes staring at us |
| 0:15.2 | through some willows. I figured it must be a bear. It kept staring at us for about five minutes |
| 0:19.8 | until we turned off the lights. We were going to move camp back towards some other groups. All of a sudden, a massive moose |
| 0:25.3 | comes charging out of the willows. Luckily, it veered off before it collided with our tent. Another time, |
| 0:30.9 | I was hiking a trail I hike regularly with my dog, but it was totally deserted because of some |
| 0:35.1 | rain. She was ahead of me, maybe 20 yards, when she comes |
| 0:38.2 | to a dead stop and beelines it back down the trail, completely ignoring my calls. As I chase her, |
| 0:43.8 | I notice an unmistakable mountain lion print. I was hiking the Adirondacks with my ex on a trail |
| 0:50.7 | that was a loop around a lake with one trailhead exit. Early spring, so a lot of trail |
| 0:55.5 | cleanup hadn't begun yet. We're walking about halfway to check out this waterfall, and I hear this |
| 1:00.0 | rumbling sound that sounds like an animal stomping the ground towards us. I then hear this bizarre, |
| 1:04.9 | rapidly increase in growl that sounds like what Hollywood uses for alien noises and freaking book it. |
| 1:10.8 | My boyfriend tells me to hold up, |
| 1:12.7 | but I'm crapping myself. I'm out of breath and refused to go back the way we entered the trail. |
| 1:17.0 | We have to march through this thick bog that was pulling our boots off to get through the other |
| 1:20.3 | side to exit the loop. We get to the car and I'm crying at this point. The previous day was spent |
| 1:25.5 | vomiting and eating bad food. Next vacation, we're going to a |
| 1:29.0 | city, I moped. We'd been in the Adirondacks for the past four vacations, and honestly, this experience |
| 1:34.2 | beat me down. Years later, I was listening to Nature Sounds on the internet, and I hear that growl. A chill |
| 1:39.7 | went up my spine. I learned that's a real thing. It was amazing call of a roughed grouse bearing its wings |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from amithejerk.com, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of amithejerk.com and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

