What products to cashiers silently judge people for buying?

Had a teenage girl come in with several members of her family.

They all came up to the counter practically in tears and bought a pregnancy test.

She then went into our bathroom to take the test, which I thought was odd,

seemed like the kind of thing you'd do in the sanctity of your own home.

Then the girl comes out bawling, and then her family starts bawlingling and they're making a huge scene in the middle of my store.

It was super duper awkward. When guys buy feminine hygiene products and have to explain that it's for his girlfriend.

Dude, nobody thinks you're buying tampons for yourself. Yep, I wouldn't do it when I was younger, but when I hit my mid-20s,

I realized how freaking dumb I was being. Need some enemas and tampons and nail polish? I'll

pick that crap up from the store for you. Just expect me to get the wrong brands, or the right

brand with the wrong product, but I'll try to get it right. Once you realize you'll probably

never talk to or meet 99% of the people you ever see again, it makes doing stuff

like this a lot easier.

I work in a bookstore. I've had people read with shame while they bought 50 shades of grey

and make comments about how I must think they're idiots. Look, I don't give a crap about what

you buy. At least you're reading and keeping my store open. Do you also get the weekly old

men who proudly slapped down

their adult magazine on the counter? I used to work for boarders, and those were always the nicest old

men. No creepers. Every time I buy lube, I always get this feeling that the cashier thinks I'm

buying it for butt stuff. Same feeling whenever I buy double-ended, penetrative adult toys.

One of our customers buys anywhere from 25 to 32 bottles of laxatives a week. Every week and

not the oral kind either. Maybe he cares for a giant family of surprisingly healthy smack addicts.

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