What's The Proper Post Breakup Protocol?

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Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jor and Jar are joined by hilarious comedian, Matteo Lane for this special ep. Matteo brings a new perspective to the pod as someone who's seasoned at "trolling Grindr." They take a letter from a listener whose friend is convinced that her boyfriend "sleep-texted" his ex, and that he would never actually sext unfaithfully. Another listener is confused about how to handle a long-distance potential suitor; he lives 45 minutes away, does that entitle him to play the field or what? They wrap up on some games including "would you rather date an extremely cheap person, or someone who spends insanely frivolously?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by the new Motorola Razor Plus.
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0:35.2	Your new pocketpal is calling.
0:42.3	Welcome back people. I'm very excited to have our guest on today.
0:48.7	A fellow comic so funny. You're all going to love him. Mateo Lane, thank you for coming off.
0:55.1	I might put on my tank top because it's hot and I just bought a new shirt and I don't want to sweat through it.
1:00.1	Okay, that's okay. I'm going to introduce you. Shirts off. Here we go. Now it's a pie.
1:05.6	Now it's a pie. Here we go. For those of you that don't know Mateo, you should know him right now.
1:13.2	He's so funny. At Mateo Lane on Instagram. Two teas. Two teas. M-A-T-T-E-O-L-A-N-E on Instagram.
1:22.9	We know each other from comedy. Yes. You've been on my podcast a bunch. This is the you-up
1:30.6	is the modern dating conversation. Great. We want a perspective and you have a perspective that
1:37.0	would be different than ours. I would hope so. I want you to our trolling grinder at 3AM.
1:42.2	Saturday drunk, which I've done in the past. What is the major? You watch straight people go,
1:51.1	do they- Straight people don't know how to communicate with each other and they don't know how to,
1:55.9	they have different needs and they don't know how to express it. There's just this weird dance
2:01.4	that you guys do. This is at least in terms of sex. It's this weird thing. We're like the woman
2:06.4	wants one thing and the man wants another thing but for the man to get what he wants, he has to
2:12.8	play this game that the woman has presented to him. If he doesn't play this game correctly, she ends
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