What’s The One Thing You Lost That You Wish You Could Find?

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🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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If you opened a box full of all of the material items you’ve lost…what’s the first thing you’d search for?

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0:00.0	The Bertio.
0:01.0	Imagine the panic that were coursed through your veins.
0:04.0	As you're on the beach having a great time and then you realize that you've lost your
0:10.0	wedding ring and not only is it your wedding ring but it's originally your
0:14.8	late mothers ring so there's an added level of sentimentality to it.
0:19.8	How does that happen? How does it slip off like that?
0:22.3	Oh happens all the time.
0:23.4	Does it on yours also?
0:24.7	No, not on mine, but I know it happens to people.
0:27.0	If it's if it's a little bit on the loose side
0:29.6	and you have like your sunscreen on or whatever and it just at some point or if you
0:34.4	take it off to do something and then you forget and you like throw the towel or you like
0:38.7	it falls out of your bag I mean there's a million different ways that you could
0:41.5	lose something valuable on the beach,
0:43.2	which is why you just shouldn't take jewelry out there, period.
0:46.0	So this dude is devastated, but there was a guy out there by the name of Stephen Andrews that
0:50.9	had a metal detector. So he, you know, obviously felt really bad for this dude.
0:56.3	And so he's out there trying to see if he can find it.
0:58.8	And I wanted to play this just because I love him so much.
1:03.0	Which guy, the metal detector guy or the other dude?
1:06.0	The metal detector guy.
1:07.0	Yeah, that's a personality, I think.
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