What's the nuttiest thing that HR discovered that ended a career?

We had an employee who'd clock in at the time clock every day and then go home.

They'd come back to clock out for lunch and back in after an hour, then they'd come back at the end of the day.

It was impressive how long it took the manager to catch on.

I had a cousin do that at Walmart for many months.

It was almost impressive. There was someone who clocked in at Toys R Us every morning,

then drove to their other job, coming back to clock out at eight hours or so later.

It was when Toys R Us are closing. No one caught on.

So I used to work at a software company, and we kept getting complaints about a nap room being

cluttered and trash from the nearby break room being left around in the mornings.

So he asked security to do some late evening walkbys to see what was going on.

One evening they found a young Asian woman hiding in the nap room.

She didn't work there and didn't speak English.

It was super weird. It turns out one of the software

engineers who worked in the building had purchased a mail order bride. But here's the kicker. He was already married.

So unable to bring his new mail order bride home, he kept her at the office. I have no idea where

she hid during the day, but at night she made a good use of our little

nap room.

Gotta feel bad for that poor woman.

We had a very nice HR lady who absolutely spoiled one of the employees in a wholesome way.

He was a young immigrant boy who desperately needed a job.

He was about 15.

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