Delivery Drivers, Have You Ever BLACKLISTED a Customer?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 23 February 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Delivery drivers. Have you ever blacklisted a customer? My friend, who is a pizza guy, |
| 0:06.5 | told me he asked his manager to ban a house because they always want him to wait until they |
| 0:10.9 | eat the first slice, and then they complain the pizza isn't well made and ask for some |
| 0:15.5 | discount or coupon, and they end up not paying their tip, acting all angry. Jerks. I delivered to the dorms when I was |
| 0:23.8 | in college back before credit cards could be used to pay for pizza. In the largest men's dorm, |
| 0:28.8 | we had a war with some of the residents after they got angry when we wouldn't accept an expired |
| 0:33.9 | coupon for a 14 pizza order. So they kept calling us up with ghost orders and making life real hell for us over the course |
| 0:41.8 | of a few weeks. |
| 0:43.2 | So he stopped delivering to anyone in that dorm. |
| 0:46.1 | As we were the cheapest pizza in town, that didn't go over well with them. |
| 0:50.4 | The RA's got every student in that dorm together and told them to knock it the frick off or get kicked out. |
| 0:56.1 | So we tried to deliver again and the same thing happened. |
| 0:59.8 | So we banned the dorm forever. |
| 1:02.1 | It was cool by me because those idiots would place between 5 to 20 pizza orders and tip 2 bucks. |
| 1:08.1 | It was the mid-80s and there was no caller ID. |
| 1:12.8 | Most of the students used the wall of pay phones they had in the lobby, but some rooms had their own phone. Regardless, there was no way of us |
| 1:18.2 | knowing who was calling. I was delivering for Godfathers in Memphis in 1988. We had both houses and |
| 1:26.0 | areas that were no delivery. We had one area smack dab in the middle |
| 1:30.3 | of our normal delivery zone that was blocked out. It was a low-income apartment complex. We got a new |
| 1:36.4 | manager, and he was eager to up his numbers, so he quickly changed that area to being a legit |
| 1:41.6 | delivery area. The first time he handed me in order for that complex, |
| 1:45.3 | I explained that it was a really crappy complex and we didn't go there for a reason. He accused me |
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