What's the most, what the F? Moment with your siblings. When I was younger, I was playing

outside when I heard my little brother giggling like a maniac around the other side of the house

in the backyard. I went to see what was going on, and he was gleefully peeing into my dog's open

mouth as the dog was lapping it up while dangerously close to his doodle. As a bonus story,

I'll tell you about the time

my brother almost caught me smoking when I was in high school. There is a barn across from a small

pond by my house, and one winter my friend Murph and I were sparking up in the upper floor. We hear

the dogs get let outside and someone mumbling, and we peek out the window so that we can keep tabs

on whoever was outside now. My little brother is walking toward the frozen pond with a pickax, and we peek out the window so that we can keep tabs on whoever was outside now. My little

brother is walking toward the frozen pond with a pickax, and then begins to break apart the ice.

After he's chopped it up a bit, he crouches down like a goddamn monkey, takes a chunk of pond ice,

and begins eating it while looking back and forth to make sure nothing sneaked up on him while

he ate. It was like watching the

gosh darn nature channel. In fact, okay, let's talk about my stepbrother for a second. Not many

are stories I can make into something of length, so I'll just do snippets. He bought a blank

oozy over to my house and asked me if he could fire it out the room of my window. I told him, no, it's going to sound like

you're firing a freaking gun, and he did it anyway, and then he came back later, saying,

I told him we were popping balloons, with a smug smile on his face. He once offered me $100

to blow up a weather balloon in my room until it popped. I declined. In the dead of winter,

he propped a ladder against my roof, and then army crawled up the icy shingles with two button knives as climbing tools,

and then began pounding on my window to let him in because... It's cold outside. He bought one of those

hoverboards, lit two smoke bombs and rode it while spinning in circles as I filmed him,

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