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Am I the Genius?

What’s the Most Unhinged Crime Somebody in Your Family Committed?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What was the most unhinged crime that somebody in your family committed?

0:05.0

Last year, my psychotic mother burned down my childhood home, that her, my dad, my niece,

0:11.0

my sibling and siblings partner lived in. She did this because she believed that my dad was

0:15.0

cheating on her, despite no evidence, and this was not the first time she had accused him

0:19.0

of cheating with no evidence.

0:24.3

Effectively, she destroyed everything we had built and kept in that home,

0:26.8

along with my dad's dog and my sister's cat.

0:32.8

The cat was burned up, so we never found it, but the dog died of asphyxiation in my niece's room under her bed.

0:36.4

Then after the fire, in what I can only construe as an act of desperation,

0:55.1

she went to my bank and stole all of the money out of my accounts because she was secondary on the accounts. I was working on changing banks, but my new bank had yet to finalize the creation of my new account. Moral of the story is take your parents off your bank accounts as soon as you turn A-Zeen. She's now serving time in a county jail for the arson because she took a plea deal and got a reduced sentence, which I still believe was utter crap. She played the poor old

1:00.5

lady acts to the judge and he took pity on her and she did not deserve that pity. This is the

1:06.1

woman who eviscerated my self-esteem and made my life hell ever since I was born. She was a toxic bully who never told me the truth about anything and is a greedy, manipulative person.

1:15.6

I feel no shame in saying that I do not care about her.

1:19.6

She's lost any right to my love and respect.

1:22.6

My father committed one of the first computer crimes in the 90s.

1:26.6

A ton of files were corrupted due to a code he created because they fired him.

1:31.1

The FBI invaded our home and arrested him. He was sent to federal prison for four years, which was interesting because there was never a crime committed of its nature before.

1:39.4

They made a forensics file about it. If anyone is curious, the company was Omega.

1:44.0

Oh my God, I learned of this,

1:45.7

and I've seen that episode. He actually created a script that deleted all the manufacturing

1:49.8

files after he was fired. I think I remember them using some user and pass and was set to

1:54.5

execute once someone logged into the system. He even did a trial run a bit before planting

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