What's The Juiciest & Meanest GOSSIP You've Heard... About MYSELF?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6 • 767 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2026

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0	They spilled the tea about me. The juiciest, meanest gossip I've heard about myself.
0:08.5	At a family reunion, my mother stated, oh, she was so happy when I moved out. It was my house,
0:14.7	and I was letting her live there for free after her divorce. Well, if another nurse had been
0:20.0	taking care of him, he'd be alive right now.
0:22.7	I spent the entire night running around trying to stabilize a patient, and my witch
0:26.4	of a co-worker sat there talking smack with my other witch of a co-worker loudly, talking about
0:31.4	how incompetent I was the entire time. Neither of them lifted a finger to help. When the patient
0:36.7	crashed, both of them just magically
0:38.6	disappeared, and it was nurses from the other side of the hallway who had to come to help with the code.
0:43.0	They came back after all was said and done, and then I overheard one of them say that. Then they
0:48.2	proceeded to tell the unit manager that I was incompetent and crying at the bedside. Thankfully,
0:53.1	neither of them work on the unit anymore. I was seven, and crying at the bedside. Thankfully, neither of them work on the unit anymore.
0:56.4	I was seven, and basically poor trailer trash, but I asked my friend if I could stay the night.
1:01.3	He called his mum to ask, and I overheard her say, tell him no, I don't want roaches and lice.
1:07.0	Really cut me deep. To this day, I have extreme anxiety about keeping my house clean. I couldn't
1:12.0	help it if I was poor and I roaches didn't pay rent, you witch. Overheard one of my aunts
1:17.5	telling my mother that my arms and legs looked disgusting because of my body hair and she should
1:22.0	do something about that. I was 11 and really self-conscious about being a hairy girl.
1:28.2	When I was in the seventh grade, I lived in a crappy, podunk town in East Texas. I was a weird and
1:33.6	ugly duckling. In order to fit in, I decided to become a cheerleader, since all of them were popular
1:38.4	and well-liked at my school. I made the team and considered all of them my friends, even though
1:42.8	they were mean to literally everyone who they didn't consider cool. One day, during practice, the bases of my stunt, the people
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