Porn shop fails, the wildest get-rich-quick schemes we've seen.

I'm a porn broker, somebody bought in their dead grandmother's gold tooth,

plucked from her ashes, with the tooth still in it.

We told her that the tooth had to be separated from the gold for us to weigh it.

They desecrated their loved ones' remains for less than two bucks.

Comic book shop employee.

Let me tell you, every single seller has a, quote, totally mint collection. And a first appearance of Superman or Batman. There have been literally hundreds of Batman or Superman number

ones printed over the years. Every time they

reboot a series, it starts with issue number one. The people who were polite about it, I didn't

mind. The people who thought we were trying to rip them off and that their books were priceless,

just did my head in. This is especially dumb, considering that Batman and Superman's actual

first appearances were in comics that didn't even have Batman or Superman in the title.

If it was the Hulk, at least his first comic actually was The Incredible Hulk number one.

A guy literally brought in an RPG. He was doing yard work for this old lady whose husband had passed. She gave it to him for doing some yard

work, not realizing it was live and active. The guy was career military, and after the bomb squad

came and disabled it, they went to their house and found a trove of similarly very illegal military-grade

weapons. Oh, you mean that kind of RPG? What's funny is that this sounds exactly like a

role-playing game quest.

You did some lawn work, probably killed some low-level mobs, all for an old lady.

Thank you, adventurer. Here's a fully functional weapon I have lying around.

A kid from my school had a letter signed by Abraham Lincoln. He bought it to show and tell one day, and we were all super impressed. In grade 12,

he stole it from his dad and went to porn it. He bragged about how he was going to be rich.

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