Reddit, what's the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing

inside?

I was in the drive-thru of a Wendy's one time.

An employee exited the building with his headphones on and was singing, who let the dogs out

at the top of his lungs?

He saw me, stopped singing, and started walking away.

A few seconds later, he comes up to my window and said,

Yeah, that is what I'm listening to. Then he walked away. I will have so hard at the whole

situation. I assume he was just doing a bit for his friends inside and you just had the pleasure

of witnessing it. Okay, the laughter was not entirely inside, but years ago on the subway in New York,

a crazy dude walks on the train and starts screaming at everyone,

You're all going to hell!

And then steps off as the doors close.

Total silence as the weirdness of the moment settles in.

Then, without missing a beat, guy across from me goes,

crap, I thought this train was going to haul him. Entire subway car of cynical New Yorkers burst out

laughing. I got to admit, that's probably the best response that guy could have come up with.

I was helping a customer pick out a new bra, and she said she wanted her breasts to be

lifted. She said, my boobs are so saggy that if my nipples were eyeballs, I'd be able to see if my

shoes were untied. I really tried my best to remain professional, but I couldn't stop laughing.

She said it to get a laugh out of you. You're allowed to laugh.

Was leaving Walmart and the 80-ish-year-old greeter says,

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