4.7 • 643 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | What was your... I was only gone X minutes. What the heck happened? Story. |
0:06.0 | One night I was on my own and decided to make a nice meal for myself. I spent about half an hour |
0:11.3 | preparing and baking a delicious chicken breast with sun-dried tomatoes and brie cheese. So I got |
0:16.8 | everything ready, set up my dinner and my beer on the coffee table, and sat down to eat and |
0:21.5 | watch some TV. At this point, my cat waltzes in and sat on the couch next to me. Then he dropped |
0:27.2 | something out of his mouth next to me. I turned to look at it, and it was a snake. Okay, no big |
0:33.4 | deal. It's not a big one. So I got up and grabbed some snake wrangling tools, a dustpan and |
0:39.4 | brush, and scooped this little guy up. I walked out the front door and tossed the snake back into |
0:44.1 | the bushes, hoping the cat won't go after it again. I was gone for about 15 seconds. I came back |
0:50.5 | inside and my dinner was gone. The cat was under the table, hunched over a half-eaten |
0:56.0 | chicken breast, and growling every time I came near. And that's the first time my cat distracted me |
1:01.7 | with a snake in order to steal my dinner. I was going to say, this literally sounds like the cat |
1:07.4 | plotted this out to get your food. I left my two-year-old twins for two |
1:12.8 | minutes. They were happily glued to the TV and I thought it was the perfect opportunity to |
1:18.1 | sneak to the kitchen and finish making my coffee. They continued being quiet and I found it strange, |
1:23.9 | as they normally come and follow me when I leave the room. I came back and there was soil |
1:28.4 | scattered all over my carpet. One was feeding the other a plant. It was our first baby. My wife |
1:36.1 | had never left our little girl, but decided to run an errand leaving me, dad, alone with her. |
1:41.7 | I assured my wife all would be well in her short absence. |
1:45.1 | The kid is sleeping in my arms. |
1:46.9 | All is quiet. |
1:47.9 | I give my wife a kiss and she heads out the door. |
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