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Am I the Genius?

What is your "I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A SECOND" Story?

Am I the Genius?

youtube.com/@amithegenius

Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What was your... I was only gone X minutes. What the heck happened? Story.

0:06.0

One night I was on my own and decided to make a nice meal for myself. I spent about half an hour

0:11.3

preparing and baking a delicious chicken breast with sun-dried tomatoes and brie cheese. So I got

0:16.8

everything ready, set up my dinner and my beer on the coffee table, and sat down to eat and

0:21.5

watch some TV. At this point, my cat waltzes in and sat on the couch next to me. Then he dropped

0:27.2

something out of his mouth next to me. I turned to look at it, and it was a snake. Okay, no big

0:33.4

deal. It's not a big one. So I got up and grabbed some snake wrangling tools, a dustpan and

0:39.4

brush, and scooped this little guy up. I walked out the front door and tossed the snake back into

0:44.1

the bushes, hoping the cat won't go after it again. I was gone for about 15 seconds. I came back

0:50.5

inside and my dinner was gone. The cat was under the table, hunched over a half-eaten

0:56.0

chicken breast, and growling every time I came near. And that's the first time my cat distracted me

1:01.7

with a snake in order to steal my dinner. I was going to say, this literally sounds like the cat

1:07.4

plotted this out to get your food. I left my two-year-old twins for two

1:12.8

minutes. They were happily glued to the TV and I thought it was the perfect opportunity to

1:18.1

sneak to the kitchen and finish making my coffee. They continued being quiet and I found it strange,

1:23.9

as they normally come and follow me when I leave the room. I came back and there was soil

1:28.4

scattered all over my carpet. One was feeding the other a plant. It was our first baby. My wife

1:36.1

had never left our little girl, but decided to run an errand leaving me, dad, alone with her.

1:41.7

I assured my wife all would be well in her short absence.

1:45.1

The kid is sleeping in my arms.

1:46.9

All is quiet.

1:47.9

I give my wife a kiss and she heads out the door.

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