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What did you fall for online? Because Bert,

Bert fell for something hard.

Yeah, this was like right before we left for vacation. What was it again?

It was. It was an Eminem rat beef with M&MGK and Ice Spice.

Right.

You came in here and you're so excited. You got everybody else hype.

And like I did a quick Google search and I'm like, bruh, bruh.

This is not legit.

So this is what, okay, now, we're going to play this and just know that this is a hoax.

This is not real.

But this is from at m&M.

Studio.

Hip hop just became a war zone.

Ice spice, MGK, and Jha rule just dropped a teaser called Final Flame. Straight shots at Eminem. They called him a washed icon, even mocked his eight-mile days. Ice Spice said, Slim can't hang with the queens of now. MGK added, I'm here to finish what I started, but Shady's not standing down. 50 cent clapped back. You think y'all cute? Now it's war. Then boom. Eminem, Snoop Dog, and 50 were spotted in Dr. Dre's studio, working on a project called Legends Never Die. Eminem tweeted, you picked the wrong storm to dance in. The disc drops Friday night. Old school legends versus new wave rebels.

Who takes the crown? Yeah, no, no, no, that's true. Wait, I'm sorry, is 50 cent an old school legend now? Yeah, he was? Yeah, I would say he is. Yeah, yeah, sure. You were so convinced it was correct because you were thinking you were helping me with EBuzz and you're like, did you see that story about Eminem? I'm like, oh God, I'm so bad at my job.

How did I not see it?

And then I pull it up on Instagram and you're like did you see that story about Eminem I'm like oh god I'm so bad at my job how did I not see it and I'm like oh yeah this isn't real and you're like no no it is I saw it I'm like grandpa not just because it's on the internet doesn't mean it's bad people a lot smarter than me have predicted that the end of the internet is going to happen because people can't tell what's real from what's fake, so nothing is credible. I'm already there. 80% of the things that I see online now, I'm like, I don't believe it anymore. I think that's a smart angle to date. Have you guys seen that weightlifter, Anatoly? He's a janitor, and he'll walk into gyms. And there are all these like buff dudes weightlifting and he's

like can you hold my mop and it's a weighted mop it's like 50 pounds so the weightlifter's like

oh and he just like picks up what the guy was doing with one hand and cleans under it and everyone's

like oh i found out that they make fake weights and influencers use them online and supposedly

in some of the bits because he's not using correct form like it's still weighted, but some of it might be fake. But that influencers online when they're doing carls and stuff, they have fake weights that look like real weight plates. You can't believe anything anymore, man. Well, so 1-855-Bert Show, 855-237-8-47-46. If you would like to do like a little like viral internet bless your heart moment. So these are internet, bless your heart moments, things that you fell for online that were not true. Like, I mean, Burt was so excited and was so convinced that this rat beef was happening. I was like actually upset for the old schoolers.

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