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On LBC. Three minutes after 12 is the time. I was about to issue the phrase, let's get this party started, but I think

I'll spare you the indignity of that. I don't think either of us. It's not a good look for either of us. I realise when I got back from my holly bobs. I'm too old now to do what I used to do. I always used to put on Facebook. I'm back once again like a renegade master, back once again with the ill behaviour. But that's just pathetic, isn't it? Frankly, when you spend most of your

afternoons on the school run. But that's just pathetic, isn't it?

Frankly, when you spend most of your afternoons on the school run.

So let's get rid of those catchphrases and instead launch into Mystery Hour.

Your weekly opportunity to get answers to the questions that have had you puzzled for the longest time.

I want to know, or rather you want to know something,

and somebody else listening to this will know the answer.

The number you need, 0345-6060973.

And if you are new to this, allow me a moment just to bring you up to speed with what the rest of us are so excited about.

It's a weekly opportunity, as I say, to achieve enlightenment, education, information. We don't have any modes of reference. So people will ring in with questions. Why do we do that? What's the origin of that? How do they do this? Where does that come from? Who? Why, what, where, when? When's wither, even the occasional wherefore. Any interrogative pronoun you like, actually. There's no discrimination on this programme. And you ask it. The only circumstances in which you won't be allowed on air is if you're really boring. Or if someone's asked it recently enough for us to remember. And I'm afraid that Caroline and Victoria's decision on whether you're dull or not is final so please don't argue or seek to appeal to a higher power. Me, your please will fall on deaf ears.

Mine. If you hear somebody else ask a question to which you do know the answer, then you need

to ring in and provide it. And I think it is pretty much that simple. I really do. 034-6-0-9773 is the number you need.

Dullness and repetition are the only reasons that we'll see you politely invited to jog on with your question.

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