3 minutes after 12 is the time.

Mystery Hour is upon us.

Nice tweet here from Shaky.

James, why is your news leading on Nigel Farage's response to Jeremy Corbyn's speech

rather than Jeremy Corbyn's speech?

Shaking, my friend, I have absolutely no idea whatsoever,

but I'll try and find out for you after the programme.

Astonishing, absolutely astonishing.

How can the headline be?

Here's what one man thinks about another man's speech,

when we haven't actually heard the headline of what the speech is about.

I tell you, sometimes, I go away for two weeks, I come back here,

and they've painted all the walls purple.

It's four minutes after 12 you're listening to Mr.. Hauer James O'Brien on LBC, where we will now, I hope, find a little bit of light relief. You know how it works by now. You've got a question and it needs an answer. Then ring me on 03456060973. If you are, well, a little promise, a little guarantee. By 1 o'clock today, you will know more than you do now. Okay? That's the deal. I'll also give you a belly laugh between now and then. I've got a question inspired by my holiday, but Mrs. Ibe felt it wouldn't be appropriate to put it on Mr. My seven-year-old thinks that I should. I'd very, very rarely get my own questions up on the board, but here's one. Why have British

lavatories evolved not to include any form of hose pipe or B-day? So in Southeast Asia

for a holiday and there's a pipe next to every posh toilet. Why have British lavatory? I don't,

I'll take that under advisement. I'll let you decide whether that should get on the board or not.

I remember someone's supposed to ring in and ask what the origin of the word totty is, but we're only allowed one origin of the word story per week.

So we'll have to wait and see whether that is going to be the one.

0345-6060973 is the number to call if you've got a question.

Let me explain how it works for those of you, unlucky enough, not to be familiar with the feature already.

The way it works is this.

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