What's the craziest advice someone has given you about your pregnancy?

I was about eight months pregnant. I said something at a family dinner one Sunday about how I was

scared of labour. My Graham shouts out, you know, you should smoke a blunt. Now, my family's

open about their green herb use. Most of my family will smoke from time to time, but my grandmother

has never smoked in her

life, so I was a bit confused. I just looked at her, and she keeps on going,

If you smoke blunt swell into your labour, it will keep you calm and help the pain. I'll find you

some green herb, just smoke it in the bathroom of the hospital, but wear socks, you have ugly

feet and the doctor won't help you if he sees your cracked heels.

My Grammy sure is something. I didn't take her advice and the doctor delivered my baby even with

my cracked heels. And once I had the baby and could reach my feet again, I made sure they weren't

cracked anymore. Got severe itching all over my body during the seventh month.

Did the routine test for liver function?

All normal.

Colleague advises, rub your husband's underwear which he is left for wash or laundry all over your body as a remedy for itching.

No, I did not follow that advice.

Oh, I was told that I need to shave down there, or the baby will get carpet burn.

Like, what?

I feel like shaving down there would be the thing that gave the baby's stubble burn.

When I was pregnant, past my due date, a co-worker advised me to drink cod liver oil mixed

with vodka.

Apparently, this mixture would upset my digestive system,

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