Teachers, What was the TRASHIEST thing you've SEEN a Parent do?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 23 January 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Teachers, what is the trashiest thing you've seen a parent do? |
| 0:03.5 | I work at a school where over 80% of our population lives under the poverty line. |
| 0:07.5 | I keep a cabinet full of hygiene products for kids to take. |
| 0:10.5 | Deodorant, lotion, chapstick, hair gel, feminine hygiene products, shampoo, conditioner, |
| 0:15.1 | those kinds of things in travel sizes. |
| 0:17.3 | Being a teen is hard enough without having to cope with hygiene problems due to a lack of funds at home. |
| 0:22.2 | So one day, the entire thing is empty. Odd. I refilled the cabinet and two days later, all of it is gone again. |
| 0:29.6 | Refilled with the last of my supplies and catch the kid in the act of sweeping everything in his bag. |
| 0:34.6 | I stop him, take him in the other room and talk to him. He told his mother |
| 0:38.5 | about the cabinet. She ordered him to bring her everything he could get. She was returning |
| 0:43.1 | the items to Walmart for store credit to buy cigarettes and beer. I told him to tell her the |
| 0:48.0 | cabinet is locked now. I bought a bike lock. It was sickening. A mother came to a school sports |
| 0:53.3 | day, swigging from a bottle of wine. |
| 0:55.1 | We always felt desperately sorry for her daughter, because whenever she returned to school |
| 0:59.1 | following a holiday at home, this was a boarding school, we had to wash all of her clothes |
| 1:03.5 | because they reeked of cigarettes, and this poor little girl was easily the most unhappy child |
| 1:08.4 | I've ever seen. Woman I used to babysit for worked at a school as an assistant |
| 1:12.2 | or some crap in Toronto. She always told this story about how the class rabbit would go home with a new |
| 1:17.1 | kid each weekend. They kept trying to avoid giving one kid the bunny for the weekend because it was clear |
| 1:22.2 | his home life wasn't the best, but they finally caved in and let him take the rabbit home. |
| 1:29.0 | The parents killed the rabbit and ate it. They killed the class bunny and fried it up for dinner. They weren't even ashamed when |
| 1:34.2 | they told the teacher what happened on Monday, said they were out of groceries or something. |
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