What's the "Biggest Bullet" you've EVER Dodged?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 23 April 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's the biggest bullet you've ever dodged? |
| 0:03.9 | Grandma got a flat tire, pulled over, as she was on the side fixing the tire, her car was hit and totaled. |
| 0:11.0 | Right from her hands. She was actually okay. |
| 0:14.6 | I used to roller skate as a kid outside my house down a hill and never wore any kind of protection. |
| 0:20.2 | Suddenly, one day before I go out, |
| 0:22.0 | my older brother tells me I can't leave unless I put on a helmet, which is weird since he's |
| 0:26.4 | never cared before. Anyway, I'd do it, and that day, for the first time ever, I fell and landed on the |
| 0:32.2 | back of my head so hard that the helmet cracked. That crack would have probably been my skull had I not worn it. |
| 0:39.7 | Years ago, I was on a first meet for an internet date. We met at a bar and the bartender carded us. |
| 0:45.8 | Even though we were both older, they were doing stings in the area, so he was carding every single person. |
| 0:51.0 | Handed mine right over, but my date was a jerk about it. The bartender checked mine and |
| 0:55.6 | handed it back to me. He checked his, and rather than handing it back to him, he placed it on the bar |
| 1:00.8 | right in front of me. It had the stamp of an unspeakable act offender on it. The guy picked it up, |
| 1:06.4 | looked at the bartender, looked at me, and then got up and walked out. I immediately googled him. |
| 1:11.7 | He was on the registry and had been in prison for the unspeakable act before. Lesson learned, |
| 1:16.7 | always Google people. The bartender and I are still friends. I sold my bar and grill business |
| 1:23.1 | in August 2019. I sold my three restaurants in February 2020 for way more than they were worth. |
| 1:29.3 | Now two have closed post-COVID. |
| 1:32.3 | This one just materialized yesterday, actually. About a year ago at my job, I was offered to switch from my current team where I was established for a few years and had seniority. |
| 1:41.3 | For a new department that had just started to kick off, write processes, |
| 1:44.6 | basically start from square one. A lot more work for the same amount of pay. I figured, |
| 1:48.9 | screw it, and went. Yesterday they announced that they just closed the physical HQ office |
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