What's the worst example of rich people problems that you've seen?

My rich friend has had to respray his car multiple times because a peacock on his lawn keeps

seeing his reflection in it and attacks it like crazy.

I was pumping gas in a rather dicey neighbourhood at a cheap gas station and this older woman

pulls up in her Bentley. She pulls up on the

pump ahead of me and cracks her window slightly, and asks for me to help. I ask her what she needs.

She asks me to pump her gas because she was too scared to do it herself. I asked her what type of gas

she wanted, and she said the cheapest. I asked her if she was sure with such a high-end car,

did she really want to put in budget gas? She said it didn't matter, since she could easily

afford any new car she wanted. So I insert my debit card and she hands me a $100 bill and says

keep the change. I fill up her tank and my own, 12-gallon Honda Civic Tank, and I made about $30 from the change.

I finish up at the gas station and jump on the freeway to see my girlfriend at the time, and I'm

going the same way as this woman. I get off at the same exit as this woman. She's making a right

to an affluent area, and I'm making a left off the exit to a less nice area. She rolls down the window and

yells at me. I thought you were following me. I'm sorry, where are you heading? I told her which

neighborhood I was going to, and she gave an awkward smile and says, I'll tell the dispatcher that

you're not following me, and that I'm not fearing for my life. The B word called the cops on me,

thinking I was following her to rob her.

I ended up getting to my destination, chill with my girlfriend, and I didn't get pulled over.

I work at a hotel, and whenever I valet a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley, I just think of this old lady.

Stuff like this is why if I ever do get to a level of income that could be considered

rich, why I won't flaunt it. I wouldn't

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